I was born and sufficiently tortured by elder siblings. I barely finished school. I was harshly turned out onto the streets and then the spirit of Elvis saved me from prison. I have a smile like Cindy Loo Who and a body like Jaime Hernandez drew me. Janeane Garafalo once called my house and Tom Petty stepped on my fingers. I can put my entire fist in my mouth. I am a freak magnet.
Then I got a LiveJournal account. This is all copywrited. I do not post on the weekends, sorry
If you add me, I will likely add you back - does this make me a pussy? Probably, but it just seems polite... unlike spelling out the word "pussy" in your bio.
Lifetime Goals: Completion of my "Master Plan" and possibly making Ira Glass forget about his ex-girlfriend.
I am the acting Reverend for the Atlanta Chapter of the Church of Craft and moderator for the community churchofcraft. Peace be with you and your craft projects.
Once there was a girl on Rocky Top, Half bear the other half cat. Wild as a mink, sweet as soda pop, I still dream about that.
Reviews - jeffholton says ...akin to Garrison Keillor, only with more body piercings.
Click here to see junk I am trying to unload. User - zeppo00