I do not believe in fate, I believe in irony.

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I was born and sufficiently tortured by elder siblings. I barely finished school. I was harshly turned out onto the streets and then the spirit of Elvis saved me from prison.
I have a smile like Cindy Loo Who and a body like Jaime Hernandez drew me.
Janeane Garafalo once called my house and Tom Petty stepped on my fingers.
I can put my entire fist in my mouth.
I am a freak magnet.

Then I got a LiveJournal account.
This is all copywrited.
I do not post on the weekends, sorry

If you add me, I will likely add you back - does this make me a pussy? Probably, but it just seems polite... unlike spelling out the word "pussy" in your bio.

Lifetime Goals: Completion of my "Master Plan" and possibly making Ira Glass forget about his ex-girlfriend.

I am the acting Reverend for the Atlanta Chapter of the Church of Craft and moderator for the community churchofcraft.
Peace be with you and your craft projects.

Once there was a girl on Rocky Top,
Half bear the other half cat.
Wild as a mink, sweet as soda pop,
I still dream about that.

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jeffholton says ...akin to Garrison Keillor, only with more body piercings.

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